Grumpy 20something men

The return of 10things! You got 10 that make me happy a while ago; here’s 10 that don’t.

10 things that annoy me:

1. When the back cover of a book heaps praise on the book instead of outlining what it’s about. I don’t want to know how good it is. I can determine that for myself. I just want to know if it’s an interesting subject.
   
2. The word soirée. Some guy kept saying it on the bus the other day and it made me want to strangle kittens.
   
3. People who stand on the left. We’ve been over this before, but I cannot stress it enough.
   
4. When Roo steals a key off my keyboard and flies away with it. She thinks it’s funny.
   
5. Popped collars and expensive jeans with holes in them.
   
6. Program updates that make the program worse.
   
7. Really obvious dye jobs. Even only mildly obvious dye jobs, actually.
   
8. All-flash websites (except Strong Bad).
   
9. Nebraska. (Nebraska is merely annoying; it’s Kansas that is actually evil.)
   
10. Yellow patriotism magnets (made in China!)

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