Bill Clinton laughs himself silly

House majority leader Tom DeLay, who would be Prime Minister of the country if we operated under a slightly different form of government, has been forced to step aside from his position after being indicted for criminal conspiracy. Rather than explain his allegedly criminal behavior, DeLay is instead attacking as partisan the probe that brought him at least temporarily down. Never mind that the prosecutor, Ronnie Earle, has also prosecuted many Democrats and appears to have the law on his side.

But for the moment let’s assume DeLay is right and the whole thing is partisan bickering. Hey douchebag, where were you during Lewinskygate? What’s that? You were leading the charge to impeach Clinton? Shut the fuck up, then. Comeuppance is a bitch. Ain’t it, Tom.

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