You didn't know planning was magical, did you?

Well it is, as this article clearly proves.


Rochester, NY City Councilman Mike LaMere violently rezones a residential area into a landfill using the powerful tool of bureaucromancy, the Ever-Evaluating Eye of Surr-Vey. Said LaMere: "With this sigil, the power of zoning comes. Through me, the power of zoning flows! All will behold my power, and I shall bow to no man when designating matter-of-right developments for major retail and office spaces to a maximum lot occupancy of 75 percent for residential use!"

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